Insane clown posse the dating gasme
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuc*** jaw!Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuc*** nuggets off all day!I'd tell ya that i like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like rikki lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!First of all, i could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo f*** you!But if i did, i'd probably show you that i care, By takin all these other motha fuck*** outta here!Look, f*** you, i gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta f*** it It was a big fuc*** smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg! (Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.